Could this be you?

Could this be you?

The Newfoundland Labor Department claimed a small Green's Harbour fisherman was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

Gov't employee: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.

Fisherman:          Well, there's my deck hand who's been with me for 3 years.

I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

Then there's the mentally challenged worker.  

He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around

He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night so he can cope with life.  

He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

Govt employee:  That's the guy I want to talk to...the mentally challenged one.

Fisherman:          That would be me.