Black bras, size 38

A Chinese man goes to a Jewish wholesaler to buy black bras, size 38.

The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore, he has to charge £50.00 for them.

The Chinese man buys 25.

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.

The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him £60.00 each.

The Chinese man returns a month later and buys the Jews remaining stock of 50, and this time for £75.00 each.

The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks “...please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?"

He answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to you Jews for £200.00 each."

...and this is why the Chinese own us!